Frankencouch

In two different houses, I have built a sunroom that has become a dog room. In the first house, I really planned it as a sun room, but the dogs, dog beds, etc., took over. In the second house, I planned it as a dog room and there was no doubt of its purpose.

But being the silly owner, I decided the dogs should be comfortable, so I gave them the couch and loveseat and chair from the old den as their personal dog couches. What I envisioned was something like this (No, this is MY couch and they are on it only when I am there):

And, of course, my goal was to never get the poor abused dog having to sleep on hard furniture, such as this:

So, you want to see the end result of my being nice and giving them actual furniture in their room? First, a disclaimer. Yes, I am a guy. So everything can be fixed with Duct Tape. Well, almost everything.

The Couch

The Loveseat

My Favorite Chair

The Replacement Couch – December 4, 2006

The Replacement Couch – December 17, 2006

The New Furniture

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13 Responses to Frankencouch
  1. Lucky Luke
    January 12, 2010 | 4:46 pm

    That has got to be the funniest fing I have ever read! I SO did not see the end comin! I can’t wait to read more!

    wif love from the Luke

  2. Kate
    February 6, 2010 | 9:18 am

    I’ve just spent a little time perusing your site and loving your beautiful herd. I also have a love of duct tape and bless the person who invented it. But I laughed out loud at the current furniture. Good one.
    My husband just duct taped our windows in the manor house living room. It’s ok because they could use a paint job anyway, but with this latest storm of the century, the wind was coming in. Love duct tape.

  3. Teresa
    April 28, 2010 | 12:25 am

    This is SO funny and so husky typical too! LOL The current furniture doesnt look as comfy or as much fun to destroy as the previous two…. darn it! I had better not let Rya & Shamook see the frankencouch, I dont want them getting any ideas..LOL!! Love your site and your sibes are just beautiful.

    Teresa Rya & Shamook

  4. Anne and Dashi
    June 6, 2010 | 7:30 am

    I love the current furniture! Sibes do tend to get a bit overexcited with their own stuff. Dashi decided that a kennel with a door wasn’t good enough and modified it to a kennel with only three walls – sort of an open-plan kennel… unfortunately it apparently needed the fourth wall to keep it square so he now lives in a three-walled, sagging-roofed kennel – but he still maintains the view is much better this way! You gotta love a dog with an opinion.

  5. rottrover
    December 7, 2010 | 12:07 pm

    I HAD THAT CORDOVAN COUCH!!! Something about getting two male rottweiler puppies at the same time :-) The stories you and Mr. Wild Dingo and I could share…

    Just going through the site more deeply and enjoying the stories and your writing very much.

  6. rottrover
    December 7, 2010 | 12:08 pm

    I meant Mrs. Wild Dingo, though I’m sure Mr. has some as well…

  7. Lindi Farrell
    December 29, 2010 | 11:48 am

    You should see the interior of my car!!

  8. Vivian Kuhn
    January 10, 2011 | 2:46 pm

    Just found your website and absolutely love it! Siberians at their best/worse.

    The poor couches look just like my futon- minus the duct tape! It doesn’t take them long to destroy ANYTHING. However, they make up for their destructive side by being so loving, funny, and smart. Did I forget stubborn and escape artists??? Nah, never!

  9. Nicole
    March 8, 2011 | 5:53 pm

    I can totally relate to that. My Dogue de bordeaux, Griffen, started out with a funky purple 2 seater couch, after that was eaten he got a plush squishy bed, after that went the way of the couch he got a thick piece of foam.
    He’s now sleeping on a thin hessian mat.

    We’ll see how long that lasts.

    Nicole

  10. Fiona
    March 9, 2011 | 11:04 am

    Mom showed this to Dad, and he was laughing so hard he had tears streaming down his face. He also said something to the effect of “Well, I guess YOUR dogs aren’t so bad…” I have no idea what he means by that! ;-) (Mom and Dad are always trying to ‘donate’ us to the other person….)

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

  11. sherri
    March 29, 2011 | 9:16 pm

    I have not laughed so much in awhile!!!! This was awesome & I loved the furniture pics!!!!! I love to see dogs that rule the house!!

  12. Ruth Sherl
    August 15, 2011 | 9:58 pm

    I loved your story the photos were a hoot. I have lost my sunroom to the dogs as well as our Show dogs grew by a few . I also gave them a nice love seat to sit on and and look out into the woods to watch for squirrels and Deer. I could trust the older ones but the news kids it became a giant chew toy!!! LOL

    I really had a good laugh as I could relate to what occurred , I look forward to future posts..

    Ruth

  13. Ekologist
    November 20, 2011 | 6:48 pm

    I love the current furniture! Sibes do tend to get a bit overexcited with their own stuff. Dashi decided that a kennel with a door wasn’t good enough and modified it to a kennel with only three walls – sort of an open-plan kennel… unfortunately it apparently needed the fourth wall to keep it square so he now lives in a three-walled, sagging-roofed kennel – but he still maintains the view is much better this way! You gotta love a dog with an opinion.
    +1

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