Dear Humans -
I’m mad. Can you tell?
Wednesday morning, you made me miss breakfast. Breakfast. That, may I remind you, is a meal. Food. Need I remind you of how I get when breakfast is late? And this wasn’t late. This was missed. Gone.
For what? A visit to the V-E-T. That’s two strikes. Ok, I like the vet because she is nice to me and gives me cookies, but then there is that temperature taking thing. That is just uncalled for. Seriously.
And I got the sleepy juice as my buddy Echo calls it. My reward for that? I heard the snickers that evening as I could never quite get fully awake and stumbled around. Insulting. Strike 3 – You’re out!
Ok, so my teeth are clean and shiny white. But I am not showing them off. Nope. Not smiling. I am behind one meal. So here’s the deal. I get an extra meal, you get your bed back. Until then, hope the floor is comfortable. NOT.
Let me know when you want to talk turkey. Literally.
Sincerely,
Woo know how to khontrol your subjekhts – even when they are the diffiukhult to train biped breed!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I’m sure woo would show me your fresh pearlie whites!
I don’t find you mad AT ALL !
BOL !
We’re sorry that it’s taking a while to recover from the sleepy juice. We’re going to be posting in the next few days about the different flavors of sleepy juice.
And we have a post coming too for boys of the herd since I know that they are the ones that were making fun of one of Momma’s pet names for me.
Brice
Oh, COOL! Natasha, did that work??! I love it when girls talk tough like that!
Play bows,
Zim
Dear Queen Natasha, I am behind you 100%! What is wrong with those fool humans anyway.I bow to your dominance!
Woo sure don’t mince words, do woo, Natasha? Hold your ground (or the bed) and make them pay up!
Woos, the OP Pack
Now that is a good chewing out. I bet your humans are shaking in their shoes. I know Ammy from the Ao4 gets really mad when she misses her meals too, but I don’t think she can pull off a look like that.
Steve
But I’ll bet you no longer have doggy-breath!
And you look lovely when you’re mad!
Simcha
You don’t look upset, but I’m glad you got the bed. I don’t like the sleepy juice either!
Mochi